suprchnk:

i refuse to believe there are dudes out there measuring their dick from asshole to tip. refuse.

Nigga I am throwing up laughing at this post, I AM FINISHED

thefatgawd:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

suprchnk:

i refuse to believe there are dudes out there measuring their dick from asshole to tip. refuse.

wat the fuck did i walk into

thefatgawd:

milliondollarnigga:

Yo, have yall niggas heard those 4 new Big Sean songs???
Them shits is fire, and I’m about to post ALL 4 of them

I don’t think those sentences has been uttered in that order in the history of mankind.

You just a hater and a half, and I still love you.

This nigga Big Sean said I’m there for my dogs ‘til we forever on, ‘Til we hit the dealership and cop the Megazord
And this nigga started naming Range Rovers by color, I’m fucking dead
GOAT POWER RANGERS REFERENCE IN RAP HISTORY

BIG SEAN ー 4TH QUARTER.
This nigga Big Sean just went full 2010 on these 4 songs, like yo bruh…
Please listen to this shit.

Yo, have yall niggas heard those 4 new Big Sean songs???
Them shits is fire, and I’m about to post ALL 4 of them

leftyrosenthal:

cpt-tightpants:

pikachuwu:

sophiestops:

man-of-clay:

they’re like mini-island turtles holy shit



the pic wasn’t loading but i knew it was gonna be a pic a giant lion turtle


If video games have taught me anything, I’m supposed to jump on that.

Flex turtle!!

Torterra

leftyrosenthal:

cpt-tightpants:

pikachuwu:

sophiestops:

man-of-clay:

they’re like mini-island turtles holy shit

the pic wasn’t loading but i knew it was gonna be a pic a giant lion turtle

If video games have taught me anything, I’m supposed to jump on that.

Flex turtle!!

Torterra

ammit420:

hey guys how cool would it be if we all lived in the same city (so i could rob you)

Come get these multiple knife wounds

I don’t understand what people find so disgusting about cum

lamefuckboy:

sinsecretosestaves:

you can wipe it off, it comes off your skin I swear. if it’s in your mouth, just be a champ and swallow it. you’ll be tasting it longer if you have to run to the bathroom to spit it out. if it gets in your clothes run water over it immediately before It dries.

True American Gladiator

(Source: sometimesher)